Random Thoughts – Teen Wolf

Admittedly this post has absolutely nothing to do with MegaBracket, but it’s a sports movie to calm the f’ down.  I have seen Teen Wolf numerous times and every time I watch it I’m left with the same lingering question.  Wouldn’t Teen Wolf be a better track star than a basketball player, hell a running back or a even a gunner on special teams for the Beavers?  What about a werewolf screams, “Hell yes I’m going to drop a quadruple double on your ass the first time I step on the court?  Not one damn thing I tell you!  I have seen a wolf run really fast and tackle shit it’s trying to kill, but I’ve never seen one cross somebody over then throw down a dunk with his armpits above the rim. Let me present this first item of evidence What a real wolf does. Now for a quick look at a few things a wolf would not do as well Really???  Not only is Scott Howard aka the Wolf now a basketball god, but he looks like this guy….

I’m think the people in wardrobe just glued some more hair to Michael J Fox’s face and said what the hell we’re working on a movie about a werewolf who plays basketball.  Don’t even get my started on Styles or this These waves are mine.

That’s all the venting I will do for now.  I’ll save my ripping of Twister for another day, in the meantime let me know if there are any movies you love but absolutely drive you nuts…Please no porn.

Random Thoughts

This may or may not be a weekly post depending on how the creative juices flow and my liver holds up.  I’ve been told my mind races at times like a hamster running on a wheel (watch?v=O8B8PSeOagc&feature=related). No time was more apparent than a certain time at a certain church that had a mural on the wall that looked kind of like a ripped Ned Flanders sans the stache (see above) . Needless to say I immediately got diarrhea of the mouth and said a few inappropriate things that should have gotten me struck by lightning (watch?v=PhAzLlSZFcc).  Anyways let’s try and steer this thing back towards MegaBracket and maybe even some sports, no promises.  Like any fine writer any thing I put to paper interwebz will have a life of its own with no clear direction until I run out of things to ramble about.

Which brings me to the second event in MB13, the independent Women’s Football League.  While searching their website for hotties research, I discovered a link with information for starting my own team for the low low price of $4350.  Check that it has been discounted to $2750 and you can start a Tier III team for $950.  At that sort of discount can you really afford not to throw your hat in the ring for the 2013 season?  I already have my team name and mascot picked out, the Frytown Penguins (see pic below).  And if you have time check out the IWFL… http://www.iwflsports.com/theiwfl/start/

All he needs is an ice cream cone